This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between May 2013 and Nov 2013 containing my top 10 used words.
i turn on questions for one minute and i get this
tumblr i guess
This looks like a wall of text but its worth it i promise
so a couple days ago brother and i were talking about our little brother and how he’s so lazy.
Facts you need to know:
My little brother is overweight
He sits on our ottoman (a big footrest) when he plays video games and he bounces up and down all the time so there’s a huge dent in the corner
So we were talking and i was like “he probably absorbs the couch” and my brother said “OMG COUCHMOSIS” and i we laughed really loudly
But today we were talking about it again and my brother was like “WHAT IF YOU COULD ABSORB ANYTHING JUST BY TOUCHING IT LIKE A TREE” and i said “AND YOU WOULD GET ROUGH AND WHEN SOMEONE PUNCHED YOU THEY WOULD GET HURT INSTEAD OF YOU” and he said “THERE NEEDS TO BE A BOOK ABOUT THIS” and i said “I WILL COMMISSION TUMBLR”
and here we are.
So if anyone wants to write a fanfic about this please do
Basically everyone can absorb things by touching them long enough and they would be like that forever (kinda like Kevin Leven)
If you don’t wanna write a fanfic about this then reblog so that we can get a fanfic
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
the beginning of something magical…
"Oh shit what did you put in my perfume this time" - Taylor Swift
Two puns for the price of one
what is the price of a pun exactly
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
oh but i do
my dog just had a heart attack can someone make me happy